So they did the 1975 video to 2011 comparison to show how good Barry Manilow's plastic surgery has been #RoyalVariety

Soooo gonna play the staple gun balloon game at xmas #RoyalVariety

New M&S advert "sprinkle with edible glitter" - sounds a bit gay to me ;p

Nicole Shitsinger... #WhatVolumeButtonsWereInventedFor

Not bein content with my cauliflower groin incident this morning, I'm now walkin round the city in joggers after the gym #thankgodits #stoke

Great walking around with cauliflower cheese stain on my groin, looks like I've been up to summat on the way to work, #fml

Sneaky getting the title of your book into theapprentice "the way I see it" lordsugar good name for the book

Little mix winning gone down like a cannon ball, I guess ima just have to grin, smile and nod, totes wrong peeps to win #xfactor

Definitely missing a performance from FrankieCocozza at the final itv #xfactor shud of forgive and forget and let him perform

"Are you as good as I remember baby, cuz tonight is the night where 2 become 1"