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dishwasher
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You were born an original. Why die a xerox (copy)?
dishwasher
7 years ago
It's true what they say: beginner's luck. Day 1: lime. Day 2: barf flavored jelly bean
I couldn't hold my breath long enough.... ugh! the aftertaste
dishwasher
7 years ago
People don't know how to read (anymore).
dishwasher
7 years ago
2017: Don't let me go.
dishwasher
7 years ago
@Edit 7 years ago
I consider yesterday my first white Christmas. The previous two I recall were the unforgettable blizzards of 08 and 09.
dishwasher
7 years ago
The boss's favorite is called highschooler. Late nights equal vivid dreams
dishwasher
7 years ago
Christmas on a Monday felt different. Or was it me.
dishwasher
7 years ago
@Edit 7 years ago
Rizal is by the far the hardest read I've come across. I had nightmares the entire week I was reading Noli.
dishwasher
7 years ago
It's the first three minutes of Christmas day. Time to go to bed.
dishwasher
7 years ago
Solo wedding. Wedding with invisible
dishwasher
7 years ago
Vitamin Cheers
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