dishwasher
@dishwasher
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Seattle, WA, United States
You were born an original. Why die a xerox (copy)?
dishwasher
7 years ago
Happy Friday the 13th!!! Is it full moon?
dishwasher
7 years ago
September 29 I became lefthanded in the dark.
dishwasher
7 years ago
We can't be all sheep all the time. Someone sometimes has to be a goat.
dishwasher
7 years ago
Yes, two can keep a secret but only if one of them is dead. (music)
dishwasher
7 years ago
Delilah is touchscreen. Dammit.
dishwasher
7 years ago @Edit 7 years ago
HP died today. If appendicitis is not random, what's the root cause? Sugar crash. Potato chips. Depression. 3 slices of pie. GFs and BFs. Farewell J island. Try again next year? Retreat in silence. Peace can't be taken away. Labor tomorrow. Die anytime.
dishwasher
7 years ago
8/28 She is carrying an embryo. Love is holding hands, she said.
dishwasher
7 years ago
RIP asics (3.1.16* - 8.28.17) mi compañero in America del Sur. May you find eternal peace in shoelandia
dishwasher
7 years ago @Edit 7 years ago
I would rather have my stomach empty than be eating poison constantly.
dishwasher
7 years ago @Edit 7 years ago
I fell asleep with a metallic taste in my mouth and ended up having a feverish dream. I never liked parties and excesses but after last night, I dislike cheapskate AA even more.