Two of my least favorite food when combined taste yumazingly good!?!

surreal. surreal. surreal. yesterday, today, and tomorrow's date are all palindromes. 71017 - 71117 - 71217.

One week left and I would never have to wake up from a scratching claw on the door or a muffled voice from the television or a banging of the cupboard and all other sort of noises created by another living body EVER again. Viva 110!!!!!

My car was on a tight spot next to a red idling parked car. I drove it away backing out the lot. Cuban lot attendant demanded a tearful non-incident report. Then I woke up with a spam message in LJ.

My first crabmelt halfwich had a thick layer of real crabmeat. I just died and went to carbsland. Grill is king. Butter is saint.

I just had the most outrageous cranberry salad with cashews and blue cheese and chicken strips. I was expecting a tiny bowl of chopped lettuce, some onions, and drizzled with a lousy dressing. Perhaps food tastes better with beer and an empty stomach.

I want a crab pie, a zebra pie, a cucumber pie on Fridays... The Tivoli ice cream bar is the long lost child of the turtle pie, or was it the other way around.

My dreams seemed more vivid with this magical pillow.

The wonder pillow is not only effective but magical. Toru starred in my dream.

You keep saying you're cold. I'll take you to the cemetery then.