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@didusaysomethng
26Friends 4Fans
Karma100.0
female Los Angeles, CA, United States
Warning: I'm hideous. And when I say hideous, I actually MEAN 'hideous' and not just using the word 'cock'.

I'm NSFW. EVER. Just know that off the bat.

kenpachi, kakashi @ memes
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12 years ago
huh, beep baseball - ie. playing a variant of baseball with blind/sight-impared variations
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12 years ago 24
tmw you get "call me, maybe"d by a black dude in the car next to you. From the backseat of a car a very uncomfortable-looking white guy is—
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12 years ago 19
tmw you feel fail and even though you know it's irrational the feels is being felt anyhoo
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12 years ago 7
I don't understand my life right now
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12 years ago 7
tmw one of your fics got pulled because of the porn and it wasn't even the porniest thing you posted on there
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12 years ago 8
TMW you love the world and hate that there's not enough time
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12 years ago 38
[tmw] "you're 23 maybe? 25 at the oldest?"
me: 29 (troll)
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12 years ago 2
uuuuuugh don't wanna be in office /reads hideous TW porn
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12 years ago 2
tmw your brain stages a revolt and your body wants to do none of the things and then the morning after you realize it's shark week