As a watched pot does not boil, so to a tracked package does not arrive.

Same day audition

A salesperson just referred to me as Boss, and finished with: "Thank you, Boss." I feel like I was holding a shotgun & running a chain gang.

In less than 3 hours Extreme Golf makes its Australian debut in Melbourne ⛳ cool! davaug.com/xgolffest

To the beach!

I'm not the math teacher Gotham deserves, but the math teacher Gotham needs - Batman Teaches Math: Batman Teaches Math

Audition complete.

I promised a draft of a short script to a prop designer by today… which has 7 more hours in it. Self-imposed deadline… here I come

On my way to a screening of The Bourne Legacy

All the cats on Mars just peed their pants a little. Because, Curiosity killed the... In other news, why do Martian cats wear pants? ♂