if anyone else is up for renting some hummers and shouting abuse at the green monkeys in london

watching his cat chase things

it's too early to be woken up by a domestic 3 doors down

getting up at 4am. gah!

packing is such a faff

UPVC - don't have to stand right next to the window to get a signal now!

the epic tube fail today and all on the sections that were closed for engineering work yesterday

why nothing is open!! all i wanted was a kebab, now it's spagetti on toast!

glad to have his bed back

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