has been making a mess of cars today

there's not much funnier on a Sunday morning than watching fat people fall in the water

SNOW!!

one of his hard disk is reporting a power on time in excess of 22000 hours - thats more than 2.5 years! might explain the clicks!

knows that the imperial site is not the greatest, but google might be a bit overzealous here:

it has been a very nice morning, albeit slightly chilly

the god of radio to give him some mobile signal. even GSM will do, you can keep the 3G.

does not like making Java GUIs

receiving monies in the post!