"Are you sleeping?" "No, I'm training how to die.."

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve slapped you like 69 times.

Don’t expect to find the right person if you aren’t willing to let the wrong one go

I like Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it's easier that way.

FRIENDS and FANS....

The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT... and doesn't EXIST.

Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories.

Honestly, I’ve never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

The awkward moment when someone thinks you're on drugs but you're actually just really weird.

a girl who cry, is a cirl who care...