Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes.

"Mild, flu-like symptoms" can kiss my butt.

Six o'clock in the morning, you're the last to hear the warning, you been trying to throw your arms around the world.

Comcast's new name doesn't change its crappy service. ping.fm/FgBOi

Whoever invented cheese fondue should be declared a saint.

1:8000000 inches and feet, before we start we're already beat.

Dinner tonight (I know you're fascinated): Steak with chimichurri sauce, roasted potatoes, asparagus, old vine Zinfandel.

Hrmph I now have a big hole cut in the headliner of my car but no hardware to properly install my maplight. Better planning nexttime?

Leafs acquire JS Giguere from Anaheim - possible end to our goaltending woes? Sorry to see Ian White go though.

Breakfast this morning: eggs, avocado, salsa and corn tortillas. Thanks again Rick_Bayless!