Don't be the only drunk person. Don't be the only sober person.
A wish is just another word for a goal. After you make it, do what you can to see that it happens.
When someone goes, “Can i ask you a question?” before they actually ask it, prepare for shit to get real.
If you’re going to make plans that exclude somebody, at least wait until that person isn’t around.
Just remember, you'll laugh about it later.
If you spend more time shuffling through music than you do listening to it, start deleting songs.
profile picture= how your friends wants to look. tagged pictures= how your friend actually looks.
That moment when You give someone the silent treatment because you are mad at them and they don't even notice.
If your phone's battery life lasts longer than your relationships, you're doing it wrong.