Sometimes you have to take a break from Twitter to stop and smell the roses. UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT THE ROSES WILL NEVER RETWEET YOU.
Slept real good for the first time in a looong time. I slept like a baby. If only I drooled, then it would've been perfect.
I don't have a problem resisting temptation. My problem is that temptation keeps resisting me.
"Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have?" - Kerry Johnson
We should all go to bed now. Separately.
I'm not sure if I'm wasting your time or mine, but here we are.
You know what feels better than cotton? Sex. Sex should be the fabric of our lives, not cotton.
Ever had sex so good that when you tell friends about it, they need a cigarette? Me neither.
I haven't had any good sleep for the past week so all I did today was sleep, eat, and sleep. Finally some rest!
Sometimes when I look at the moon I see the earth in the future, as if it's just there to warn us, and sadly we're ignoring the warning.