the unfairness

to find a person who will plank in the flood and i will use him as a surf board

awesome *repeat*

ay luluwas

ang emo ng mga tao dito. haha

whenever i see you, i suddenly have the urge to punch you in the face.

how could i forget, mama said think before speaking.

kung kaya ng iba... pagawa mo sa kanila. (pangarap na work motto)

farting in an elevator full of people. you'll never know who it was.

here only because the office blocked twitter. FML