the Whopper Bar is open! Time to go see a movie at the Universal Cineplex! (Moe's and Panda Express open this Thurs)

be going to see Legally Blonde tonight at the Carr against his better financial judgment.

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lost his part time gig before it even started. I am completely fucked.

doesn't know who was in charge of the direction and production design of the Academy Awards, but wow.

Dollhouse got much better in it's second episode. But Eliza Dushku has zero range.

be writing/performing sketch comedy in this year's Fringe. I've got a couple of ideas already... let's hope they're funny.

knows exactly zero about Watchmen.