Whoever decided a typical workday should begin in the morning needs to be shot.

went to the dentist again today. Trying to eat tacos with your mouth half numb? Fail.

a dentists appointment today. meh.

Yay homework is done. Woo. Need to e-mail my time sheet in tonight, can not forget, or I don't get monies this week.

We just tormented our dogs with a duck call. Brilliant.

I am bored. And semidrunk... and trying to type with twonfinger.s Woo.

Meh. Mornings.

I freaking hate mornings. It's totally pointless for me to be at work at 9 in the morning, I don't get productive till noon because I am still falling asleep at my desk. Bah!

I need a cigarette. And a shot of tequila. And a beer. How about two shots of tequila just to be safe. Wait. Make it four. Yea, that sounds good.

In our bedroom, on my side of the room, on the wall I face when I sleep I have a plaque that hangs there, it has a Vincent Vang Gogh quote. Every morning I wake up and read it and can't help but smile.