I'm not totally useless; I can be used as a bad example.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Dear men, life without women would literary be a pain in the ass.

Are you really leaving or are you trying to brighten up my day?

If you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

Who gave you permission to exist?

Give yourself a hug and go fvck yourself!

Don't you hate it when someone you hate is breathing?!

Boost niyo naman ako.