Damn you Ikea. Why'd you go and change the colour of Billy so the extension I got doesn't match!

Verbing weirds language.

Wondering how long it takes convince someone elses debt collectors that they have the wrong number.

WWDC keynote has begun. Nothing break on the Internet because nobodies around to fix it for the next 90 minutes. #apple

Floor patch installed, old water lines capped, wall spaces foamed, pre-painting cleanup started, Drobo expanded…time for Diablo.

Things heard during home repair day: "Do you want to hold it or do you want to screw?"

Listening to science shows and sorting detritus.

Days of drilling, screwing, hammering, foaming, spraying...

Wondering when The Guardian will let us link directly to their articles from FB again? #breakingTheInternet

Delete, delete, delete! Bye bye old dead code cluttering up my db!