I'm baaaack!

I'm on a diet. Hahahaha

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong”

“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.”

Lasing? OR? lasing2ngan. HAHAHAHA. Ang OA moooooooooooo

End of the world? blah blah blah! anu kayo LORD?

magandang umaga

tagal ng class ko. >.<