"Facebook Wave." AHHHHAHAHAHHA.

I wish these seeds came with more tangerine around them.

The only thing I hate more than being attacked by scorpions are dudes who have The Family Guy theme song as their ringtone.

Girl & The Goat is NOT the sequel to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Seriously. Doesn't anyone in this neighborhood know how to make an onion ring?

Call of Duty: Black Ops...which system are you playing it on? (aka which one should I get?)

Chris Oliva doesn't even like movies...about Wicker Park.

I dare you to find a more satisfying combination of 4 words than: LIMITED EDITION CREAM CHEESE

It's time to come clean: I've been a transsexual for years. Yea, I'm a huge, huge fan of the Transformers.

I would like to challenge that challenge. Do they even have monitors in the Bear's booth?