ready to take her new Sit N' Stand stroller out for a spin. Except that I don't have a freaking baby yet. Only 3 more days...

stupidly watching "A Baby Story" on TLC and bawling her eyes out.

worried she'll end up eating at McD's every day until Nov. 3rd. Damn Monopoly game and its addictiveness factor...

mildly amused but also annoyed work's falling apart without her. I left tons of detailed hand-off documents, people just need to READ THEM.

keeping LM home today.If you want to get out of school just have explosive diarrhea in your sleep & Daddy lets it dry b/c he doesn't notice.

about to go to dinner at MIL's house. This would be a good thing if MIL could cook. I doubt the woman can even heat Spaghettios right.

wondering why there's a US Election tab in Plurk now. Are you freaking kidding me???

it's Monday and Friday all at the same time for me... Last day before my maternity leave. YIKES! Exciting and yet somehow a little sad.

she's the first one up and on Plurk this morning...

that her toddler mouth syndrome is still alive and well today. Good news is that coworkers find me to be extremely amusing in this state.