Office mgr likes to squeeze my shoulders. Kind of uncomfortable.If it was hot guy or girl instead of dumpy old guy it wouldnt bother me.

Does anyone not know how to do a mail merge in Word or OpenOffice? So many people who work w/me don't, and I find this baffling.

Note to everyone: receptionist does not care about your sob story. When asked for your name and # please just give that info. No back...

it's a very laid back, quiet, lazy workday around here. Gonna see if I can take off a little early today. Pres comes back next week.

Seriously, stop whistling coworker. I hate you more a little bit every day.

It smells like tuna in here. I swear it's not because of me, it's my coworker. Damn her tuna sandwiches. At least, I hope it's her lunch...

I'm sick of this place. I'm sending it to the cornfield.

Cowrkr: "This is bad." Me: "Did u read the whole thing already?" Cowrkr: "No. But no 1 will read the whole thing anyway." Me: "Well wut...

trying to watch the new Britney video w/o getting caught at work.

not feeling very motivated to do much of anything today. But the day is mostly over, so I only need to focus for a couple more hours.