There's nothing more awkward than being forced to sign a bday card for the company president that you don't like.

I'm sooo going to try and sneak out early today.

A mug of vanilla chai tea from home is a good way to start my morning. No way I'm paying for work coffee.

the receptionist would hurry up & get back from her late lunch. I hate covering the phones.

Just got company email requesting $ for every mug of coffee. Damn recession now I hafta pay for my own coffee.Better than having no job tho.

is Watchmen worth watching if you haven't read the comic books?

it's a gloomy monday morning...the weekend was way too short.

About to eat the best pastrami ever.

I'm so gone! Them fools can stay in this office, but I'm gonna sneak out...the weekend is calling

I blame YOU for the time going by so slowly! Stop it! The weekend is waiting for me!