captainahab
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Aye, my hearties all. It was failwhale that reaped off my leg like a mower a blade of grass and left me with this dead stump I stand on. For forever and a day I shall chase the two white beasts from hell: failwhale and FriendFeed.
captainahab
16 years ago 2
doesn't need Plurk's nirvana; that I be extraordinarily handsome and captain of me own vessel be nirvana enough for me.
captainahab says
16 years ago
nothing on this beautiful blue planet we all call home be stranger, uglier or eviler than ye failwhale
captainahab says
16 years ago 5
Aye, his spout is big, like Nantucket wheat. Aye, by death and devils, the fail whale is Hell personified, if Hell you see!
captainahab says
16 years ago 6
once I return from my hunt I shall marry me one true love Enya Enya - Orinoco flow (sail away)
captainahab says
16 years ago 1
Aye, my hearties all. I shall not stop until failwhale is nothing but a bloody, white heap of blubber being chewed on by sharks. :-D
captainahab says
16 years ago 5
The whale, Plurkers! Where was he when you last laid eyes on him?
captainahab says
16 years ago 9
caught me a delicious lunch flyingrhino.files.wordpr...
captainahab says
16 years ago
If money be the measure of everything we do, let me tell ye my vengeance will fetch a great premium here!
captainahab says
16 years ago 6
insolence will not be tolerated! X-(
captainahab says
16 years ago
I be an extremely good-looking fellow but I am so focused on hunting this whale that I have not much time to admire my handsome face.