put a little apple cider vinegar and 3 drops of dish soap in a glass and killed every single fruit fly in his apartment. Fuck yes.
if it is weird that he wants a mortar and pestle for his birthday.
that trying to plurk or do other internet things while paying attention to class is hard. Not much of a multi-tasker.
variety is the spice of life
heard that the minute you use the holocaust as an example in an argument, you have lost.
this shit is funny: