saffron
@caitliners
female Wasteland, WA, United States
likes watching skanks cry on reality television, exploring the cave of the unknown, tabouleh, and sticking it to the man in miniscule ways.
saffron
thinks
that money can't buy you happiness but it sure can buy you a nice boat and a strange attitude.
saffron
is
yachting?! oh dear, im entering the rich people world tonight...
saffron
thinks
she could look way better than 75% or more of the girls on tv if she had a professional makeup artist following her around too.
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is
, once again, totally bored with plurk and will NOT get on the twitter train.
saffron
needs
to spend some time on the west side but A. doesn't have any money and B. needs a kittysitter. DILEMA!
just doesn't give a shit and has way more fun that way.
saffron
hates
.
saffron
will
murder the next fucker who wakes me up in the middle of the night. AHEM WILEYSTYLE!!!! 
You and aaron and whoever are going down!
You and aaron and whoever are going down!
saffron
wants
you to insert your most inventive profanity here:
saffron
wonders
how long her essays will take.