like dely, today i am "trollin' in the deep"

JASON STATHAM with the blonde girl and the sink grinder and her arm and she screamed and IT WAS ACTUALLY PORK but why did she scream

why is penny always doing laundry

Don’t play hard to get if you’re already hard to want.

matt leblanc looks so old now

the japanese spider crab is... idk but i want to eat it is that weird

all the good chemistry jokes argon

I want us to just be passing air back and forth between each other until it’s mostly carbon dioxide and we both pass out and die.

what is the use of the plurk front page

the google homepage logo thing always entertains me