I hate the saying 'it's never too late' because sometimes ... its just is.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" answers phone "Hi Mommy "

Sucking a cup to your face and then panicking because it won't come off.

That awkard moment when you look at someone for a sec, then they look at you randomly and it makes it look like you've been staring at them.

That awkward moment when you realize that person WASN'T waving at you :0

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm a ninja, i don't need a relationship

that song on your ipod that you always skip, but never delete.

Dear Cell Phone Companies, Please invent an "Unsend My Text" Option.

That epic moment when you drop something by accident and catch it in mid-air, feeling totally awesome

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention