Let's see. These are "two-bite brownies", which means I need to eat 16 of them to chew the proper 32 times…

small town at normally 100 traffic tickets / month + traffic cameras = 10,000 tickets. bit.ly/E0Tf4 I find myself in favor of this.

Tax revenues biggest loss since Depression. bit.ly/VY6V1 Want to know why? bit.ly/B9YRW

There are over 500 jokes in our script for the "Teenage Zombies" iRiff. $4 is a good value for 500 jokes, right?

Healthcare isn't even a personal battle of mine, but I've been convinced that the status quo is totally unworkable. bit.ly/33IFJV

Friends: have you got a few minutes to try this way-cool survey? Last chance before we make the new site live! bit.ly/14b4Ga

We should’ve figured Kenny G would be awful when we noticed there was an adult man still calling himself “Kenny”.

Oh hi, yourname. The Rifftrax for “The Room” was fabulous. bit.ly/19JlU1

Revised agenda: do something creative for at least an hour a day. This update doesn't count.

Maybe the most surreal moment of MaxFunCon : live performance of the opening theme to You Look Nice Today. bit.ly/kpJCJ