billythedog
@billythedog
male Boston, MA, United States
I am a crotchety old dalmation with loads of awesome attitude and personality. I've been a city dog all my life but I love to go to the park and eat grass.
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beaky_woo if your mommy is as mean as mine?
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zero karma for billythedog can SUCK IT!
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I gave mommy the business outside! I did the old 'poop then wait till your mom walks to the trash and throws it out, then poop again' trick!
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Ain't no party like a Billy party because a Billy party don't stop!
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All I require is the following: a soft pillow for my head, help lying down wherever I choose (my bed, your bed, a pile of blankets...)
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And mommy, if you're too dumb to figure out what I need, then maybe you don't deserve to wait on me hand and foot anyway.
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You can all suck it!
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Listen up everybody, I'm back in action!
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I love having an excuse to get some pizza crust leftovers!
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