guess what? Oh yes, the laptop screen has gone again. Lovely shade of pink and green. Excuse me while I scream

it would be nice if the postman actually made it this far more often than once every two days

a fascinating collection of bruises today. Just how many things did I walk into yesterday?

ow. Knees not in good shape today. Not improved by the walking into the chair thing earlier...

dear woman on train please at least try to calm your child down. she's been screaming for ten mins. put your phone down and pay attention!

that it would be easier to make an appointment if people would answer their phones

Somehow The Sun never quite gets things in perspective of all the things we could accuse him of...

good morning Plurk

Wow sometimes we actually do get it right.

how to put Health and Social Care students off working in the field: 'career prospects are limited' and 'pay is poor'.