Who knew it was illegal to shoot an unarmed urinal in ND? ow.ly/2ZGKS

Who tried to rob a store wearing a trash bag, holding a kitchen knife & riding in a wheel chair? This gal -> ow.ly/2W0k0

Anatomy of a sports apology : "I'm sorry. I let my team down. You don't understand. The media is out to get me & making a big deal of this."

Wife is stuck in Minneapolis due to plane issues. Bachelor-like partying is on hold until I know she's reached her destination

I have Steel Dragon playing in my head this morning after catching a little bit of "Rock Star" last night.

Maybe the Vikes and Cowboys should trade emotionless, befuddled coaches for next week's game. Couldn't hurt...

I would like to give Mr. BarackObama a big "F for my insurance premiums doubling next year. Wonderful news on a Monday.

Any recommendations for the best place to get a muffler replaced on an older Suburban in Bismarck/Mandan?

Pretty sure the guy at Taco Johns today tried to pull the Super Troopers "meow" trick on me... meow.

T-minus 7,000 minutes and counting to the ND Pheasant season!