After a breakup between two lovers a friend asks the girl "You left him or he left you?" She smiled and said "Love left us."

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Screwdriver ka ba? Kasi, habang umiikot ka sa isip ko… lalo kang bumabaon sa puso ko.

Karma downn.

Girl: I'm ugly. Boy: You spelled beautiful wrong.

Life is too ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence.

Hello.

MORNINGG Have a nice day!

Laughter is not always "the best medicine," sometimes its just "the best disguise.

Good Evening!