12,964 days old! holy crapadoodle

hurrah for america. edition.cnn.com/2010/US/...

50cent has >3.1million twitter followers. stephen fry has 1.8million. i fear for the world.

dynamite with a laserbeam

boarding a train seems to be the universal cue for 'whip out your phone naonaonao'. ppl r gettin scarily good at syncing this.

o rly.

return after these messages.

doesn't understand how it is hygienic or even appropriate to be out and about in PJs.

its final resting place:

had the classic nitemare situation: after #1, it turned to the loo roll and saw a (small but still a roach) ROACH on the paper. gawd!!!