I'm just gonna say it... that Betty Boop is kind of a slut.

This shirt glows in the dark. pk.gd/H70

Lions win! I'm going out to buy a lotto ticket!

My lawnmover believes I'm capable of murder. pk.gd/Hr8

Great episode of "It's Always Sunny..." tonight.

I did it. I killed my MySpace. At least I think I did, but those camp kids thought they killed Jaso... pk.gd/HMb

Touring the Hershey's Chocolate World. I'm about to eat this place down like Hansel and Gretel. pk.gd/Hgk

I think it's time to delete my MySpace profile. I rarely login to Facebook anymore, let alone "the Space".

This is the size of a $70 bottle of eyedrops, for a scratched eyeball. pk.gd/gZO

Death, you've been a real bastard this year. RIP Mr. Swayze.