invented a new article of clothing: Pandashiki: A dashiki made out of panda fur (but not a real panda, that's cruel)

invented a reaction to seeing a video: Complisbelief: Complete disbelief... : bit.ly/w0aI5

invented a new product: Scaffoline: Scaffolding that utilizes Trampolines...think about it.

invented a new word: Irrelopine: When someone's statements don't and shouldn't matter *coughing* (Miss California).

invented a new word: devocean: Deep love for white caps and the taste of salt.

invented a new phrase: Dangling Proposition: This one needs no definition...

inventado una nueva palabra: Celeborracho: Una celebración que implica mucho tequila.

invented a new word: Wedlisters: Blisters you get on your heels from dancing at a wedding in new shoes...

invented a new product: Viagroids: For people who want to take steroids but don't want their berries to shrink...

invented a new pandemic: BBQ Flu: If you eat chopped pork sandwiches, your head explodes. 0 confirmed cases.