I KEEP FORGETTING I'M AN HOUR BEHIND NOW.

"Witnessed cops chasing an emu down I70 this morning. Awesome." ALL THE COOL STUFF HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE NEW MEXICO

I'M AWAKE. it's chilly brr!

uwaaa all day working on cosplay

now i live in California!

ofuda hey I called but idk if you got it. I missed my flight because they busted my shit open and went through it ans they closed the door

CLOTHES PACKED BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE IN FIVE HOURS...

OMG WHAT THE BANK MY FRIEND WORKS AT IS GETTING ROBBED?!?

Stress + Hot sauce chips + Dr Pepper = INSTANT HEARTBURN

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