Welcome to fall in the northern hemisphere. Time for Pumpkin Spice ALLTHETHINGS

checking myself out in the mirror when a stray sunbeam threw sparkles on the wall behind me from the bedazzled pockets of my jeans and realized that MY ASS IS A VAMPIRE...

https://goo.gl/MBKYDG

in dire need of an assistant. Or possibly a wife. Who is also a mom and has a million dollars.

OMG DYING HERE! I sit next to kim davis

feeling unusually fragile. Too much change at once, and too little time to tackle the task list!

kids are both back in school!

Welp. There goes my Friday.

having some weirdness issues with Scrivener.

painted some walls blue!