she wasn't the only one in the house that isn't a cold body >.<

big pretzel.... *pouts*

trying to get up the gumption to go cook

Though it is not an ox, it has horns; though it is not an ass, it has a pack-saddle; and wherever it goes it leaves silver behind.

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

What goes up the chimney down, but can't go down the chimney up?

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

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