Don’t go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one ~ Happy birthday Mother Teresa

"The significant problems of our time cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them." - Albert Einstein

Can any1 form a sentence using green,pink,& yellow? Yea! I heard the phone ring, GREEN GREEN. I PINK up the phone & said YELLOW, who there?

If you scream 'Paula Abdul' at Bohri Mohalla or Mohd Ali Rd, Abdul will get you an extra pav."

A surprise party is a great way to show your girlfriend how awesome you are at lying to her face.

I'm an artist married to my loneliness
~ Lady GaGa

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse'." - Unknown

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