ascalon
@ascalon
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male Ann Arbor, MI, United States
ascalon
14 years ago
"if you wanna find Dunkin Donuts, call a cop"
ascalon
14 years ago 3
Google Chrome Speed Tests
ascalon
14 years ago 7
SPOILER ALERT!!!
ascalon
14 years ago 4
unce unce unce unce wikki wikki wikki
ascalon wonders
14 years ago 3
why this timeline sways side to side all the time, like a drunken first-person shooter?
ascalon says
14 years ago 5
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick.
ascalon says
14 years ago
An Ann Arbor bum came up to me saying, "I haven't eaten in two days!" I said, "You should force yourself!"
ascalon says
14 years ago
honi soit qui malibu
ascalon says
14 years ago
"uneccessary roughness"? It's a football game. Grow some cajones.