mehehehehe

malapit nako mag give up..tangina

malapit na sa isang kabang bigas..

haayyyyyyyy bakit ganyan ka

nakakainis... shiz

Simple, loyal, di nag iinom/yosi, mas gusto sa bahay lang kesa magbar...kahit etong 4 lang na 'to, meron pa kaya?

Cheating is easy. Try something challenging like being faithful.

Nagpunta ako sa Sulit.com.ph, tinanong ako, "Ano hanap mo?" tinype kita wala ka naman.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Those nights when all you want to do is cuddle up next to someone and then you realize you're single.