A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son where were you today during

The best part about being a kid:
You fall asleep on a sofa, and magically wake up on a bed..
Like if you still remember ♥

this is just trying update to test conection between ping and other social network I have.... And I need some characters again to

testing....

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontall