from a purely scientific standpoint it's so fucking cool that we can be like this! pigeons can't fucking do this, dogs can't, fuck even dolphins can't! and yet we did!

like humans are so fucking interesting I honestly love that we grew to be so horrible. yes it's horrible! but also i have an extreme spintrest in anthropology and evolution and such and humans are so fucking cool! it's so cool that we can make something even as "simple" as a book! we can ponder! we can mourn! we can empathize! we can kill! we can have war!

i might get flamed for this but i do think shit people are people too and so interesting & cool merely bc i see myself as a little alien who is fascinated by humans. if i could meet some old maga lady i would obviously disagree with them but i would love to ask her about her favorite colors and how she grew up just because i find human culture so intriguing

being autistic ive slowly realized how relatable young sheldon actually is. I love being 100% objective and logical and never basing things off of feelings or emotions

who else raised in an environment where they had to be perfect and know everything that was going on without being told 100% of the time or else they'd be yelled at 🔥 🔥

im the type of autism where I can't tell when I say something wrong but I can perfectly tell peoples emotions and everything behind a sentence (trauma)

I wish there was a way to make your texting not seem dry as hell without being forced to use emojis because sometimes there's just no way to make a sentence read lighter😭

lmaoo a vampire condom is just one of these

Conversation that Plurk is not ready for:
a vampires fangs are also it's reproductive organs