https://68.media.tumblr.com/9860c99d7d34e2cc91e7443932c46491/tumblr_oredivAo2D1sfhvyoo1_540.png wow WOW ok too real leave me alone

I JUST SAW AN OWL CHILLIN ON THE CURB WATCHING ME DRIVE PAST LIKE SHE WAS WAITING FOR A RIDE

i have a day off from any responsibilities for the first time in a while and i cant relax

romantic sotrp sure why not

someone send help. i got invited out for drinks with friends and fox news is on in the bar. im dying

dreamed i was in some sort of weird romcom and my gf was played by gal gadot so... nice

so the thing happened today where i was at work and a lady came up and started talking to me about something or other and just casually dropped the thing her wife said about it earlier and i felt my lifespan increase by a significant margin

hobbies: 1. trying not to take it personally when someone cancels plans on me or doesnt answer a text, and 2. trying to make it clear it isnt personal when i cancel plans on someone or dont answer a text

work was real rough today but i got a lot of compliments on my nails, so im counting it as a win

hey, have a sorta belated catch-all thing because i had a day off and some energy for the first time in a bit