Sometimes I can't help but feeling stupid for caring about someone more than they care about me.

The awkward moment when you're the only one that laughs and you can't stop/

"I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."

A "Boyfriend" locks his phone, A REAL Boyfriend would say "Babe answer that or check that text for me"

Kung hindi mo kayang mahalin yang sarili mo, halika dito akong bahala magmagal sayo.

Matutuwa ba ako kasi naka MOVE ON ka na o malulungkot ako kasi hindi na tayong dalawa ?

Kapag iniwan ka ng lalaki, MAGPAGANDA ka para pag nakasalubong mo siya. Manghihinayang siya

nakaka baliw ang Analytical Chemistry

Low battery Low battery Low battery Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds.

if lying was a job, i know someone who would be a billionaire.