Failosaur (14th and Florida NW) pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

to translate a Pokemon DVD from Dutch: "Op zoek naar een goede trainingsplek komen onze vrienden terecht bij een oude man die Mudkip traint"

an answer for work: which Young Jeezy album has an angry angry snowman on the CD itself?

already saving money over the last undisclosed location by virtue of being near a grocery store. Yay cooking!

that the first really authentic Philly steak he's ever eaten in DC has been in Crystal City, of all places.

vastly and inexplicably horny. Is it that time of the month for everyone or am I finally going nuts?

awkward nursing a sweet tea and 4-piece McNugget in order to justify trying to bogart McDonald's free wifi. WTF.

just sitting next to a guy who spoke, meandered and stuttered almost exactly like a former boss. Surprisingly uncanny.

at West End Library hearing what the queers are doing to the soil. The dude one table over is so obnoxious he made the other schizos leave!

I sold my irreparable car for exactly zero dollars today, and it STILL wasn't as bad a day as yesterday.