there are many beautiful things here that cannot be touched.

now trapped in an enormous remote mountain facility. We're surrounded by mouth-breathers and sellouts! Is this a dream? Where am I!?

arrived in Wise and is not dead, for those worried or freaked out or paying attention earlier.

made it to Radford, where it is pants-shittingly windy on I-81.

Harrisonburg, but only cuz of Mr. J's Bagels. I'd say don't ever change, Hburg, but really, please do. Especially the feed rendering plant.

doin' the Puyallup (in triplicate).

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD, PRAY FOR US SINNERS, NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF MEETING SUCH A BIG FUCKING DOG: ping.fm/VXj9m

"I BEAT ANOREXIA" shirts are a powerful identifier of noxious creatures in nature you should stay away from, like yellow stripes or a rattle

talking about oneself in the third person is generally unhealthy.

either to stop being gobsmacked at profiles that claim being unattracted to nonwhites is "not a race thing", or start saying things about it