Dear GOD , i wanna take a MINUTE not to ask for anything from you , but simply to say THANK YOU for all i have.

in the good old days , girls used to cook like their mothers. NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS.

There are no trails through a woman's heart

I'm not hurt. I'm all right. I'm a lot tougher than some people think.

It's always useful to know where a friend and relation is, whether you want him or whether you don't.

The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you.

You have no idea who you're dealing with. You want a show? I'll give you a show.

The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops eventually.

IHATEYOU! yes I do all the time!

F*** this weather! :| you makin' me sick!