Has tested the technology at our end and will be attempting video and voice calls with the Motherland over the next couple of days

The sun is out and the temperature is up. I love holidays. #aussiechristmas

Is on holiday for the next 11 days #yippee

Time for a new acronym - P.O.E.T.C.E

managed to get around an enormous work roadblock. May have to down tools in celebration.

the definition of irony is being chastised by my wife for not answering the phone

Ferry. Late night. Shuffle. Steely Dan. Yeah!

Rev alert. The finest current vicar based sitcom is on UKTV now.

I would like to protest. "sord" is not a word #stupidwordgames

People should not complain about #GodIsNotGreat