wide-a-fucking-wake. it's 4am. screw the asshole in my bad dream. i would have killed him for what he did to my son.

awake. reluctantly. worst nights sleep in a long time. got kicked by 1 son from the inside, and 1 son from the outside. thanks kids.

home from a day out. ahhhh... HGTV here i come.

special agent oso is THE CREEPIEST KIDS SHOW. it makes me want to pull my toenails out. soooo creepy.

she did not have lady gaga stuck in my head. i wish even more that my son did not think she was so great and request her all the time.

full of chicken, potatoes, salad, and berry tea. yum. life is okee-dokee.

why the boy-child thinks it's ok to terrorize the cat?

going to watch Race to Witch Mountain with the family now.

the baby won't wait until the 22nd. maybe the 8th (safe zone) but hotdamn this shit hurts!!

ice cream and cake and cake! ice cream and cake and cake! icecreamandcake do the icecreamandcake!